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Inglis commissioner Drew White was forced to give up the presidency on the Inglis

It is common to find dinosaurs in the classic "dead dino

commission almost as fast as he received it. He was voted in at the April 14th meeting by

posture": the head and neck arched back, tail extended

a 3-2 vote and out on April 24th. The special meeting to get White out was followed by a

and hind limbs bent. Many dinosaur skeletons have been

chance meeting White walked in on at an Inglis restaurant in which Mayor Glenda Kirkland

found in this posture, suggesting extreme agony.

was meeting with Yankeetown acting mayor Larry Feldhusen and Bill Williams, a repre-

sentative of SCG Governmental Affairs. SCG is a consulting firm and lobbyist group that

Research has now eliminated the standard idea that this

represents several large corporations in Tallahassee. Kirkland said she was invited to the

"dead dino posture" was caused by the contraction of the

meeting by Feldhusen.

dead animals' tendons as they dried out. Researchers are

When White was asked to leave because the meeting might be construed as a viola-

discovering that animals found in this position died vio-

tion of the Sunshine Law, White said, "this is a public restaurant and I will leave if some-

lent, sudden deaths. Animals go into death throes or "opisthotonos posture" shortly

thing comes up we might vote on". Reportedly SCG was offering information on filing

before they die because of the shortage of oxygen. This shortage of oxygen causes

claims against the BP oil spill. White said he had sat down and was there for about ten

muscles to go into spasms causing the classic posture while they are gasping for

minutes before Mayor Kirkland realized he was there.

breath. The death throes cause the animal to arch its neck and head, extend its tail

Kirkland called town attorney Brad Bettin for his opinion and advised her that

and bend its hind legs. What we see preserved in the fossil record are dinosaurs,

White should leave the meeting or she should adjourn the meeting. Since it was a public

archaeopteryx and other critters in the midst of their death throes.

restaurant White could not be forced to leave so the meeting as adjourned. Bettin quickly

issued a memo on the Sunshine Law to the Mayor and commission. More on this in another

What possible event could cause the asphyxiation of so many creatures preserved in

the "dead dinosaur posture"? The Flood of Noah's day devastated the entire Earth.

The first ten minutes of Thursday's special meting were spent in quite a heated ex-

This was a catastrophic, global flood which buried billions of creatures alive. Evi-

change between the mayor, attorney, Commissioner White, Commissioner Price and Inglis

dence of this global flood is revealed in the common "dead dinosaur posture." Crea-

resident Bill Monteverte. Monteverde insisted the meeting was not properly called.

tures were rapidly buried and experienced a lack of oxygen, which caused them to

All the mayor needs is for a commissioner to suggest something and she may call

go into the throes of death. The next time you are in a museum or see a picture of a

a meeting. If it is something she does not want to call the meeting for, then three signatures

fossilized dinosaur or creature, take a look at its posture--see the death throes pos-

by other commissioners are required. Commissioner White argued that he was the president

ture and know it was killed in the Flood of Noah's day.

and should be running the meeting. The mayor usually gavels the meetings regardless of

...everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. Genesis 7:22

The motion passed 3-2 (White & Price voting no) to elect Commissioner Small-

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A BIG thank you to all who came out for our Pancake Breakfast and Second to

need. Commissioner Kesterson made the motion (to convert) and Smalldridge seconded.

None Shop Sale on April 12th. The AF Knotts Library Book sale started, at 9:00 am and ran

After listening to discussion (including audience), Smalldridge withdrew his second, and no

one else had a second, so the motion died for lack of a second. Noaudio recording of this

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As always, all the proceeds from our fund-raising events are given back to the

CountySheriffDept.

Levy   

communities in the form of donations to: Yankeetown School, the local Volunteer Fire Res-

cue Departments, the AF Knotts Public Library, families in need and much more. YOU, the

Issues Scam citizens saying they are receiving an au-

members of the communities are the ones that make that possible.

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LCSO has received several reports from

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tomated phone call from an unknown party. Complainants are Drummond Bank customers

and    the  theircard has stolen. call center at Drum-

are being told during  message     been  The

 mod checkingmember's  and hasnot reportedany fraudulent trans-

 n  Bank is   each   account,    

Ike's Old Florida Kitchen in Yankeetown has closed.

actions. Drummond Bank assures LCSO they are not making these calls and will not contact

Ike's Tours & Charters will continue to offer great eco-tours from

customers in this manner. Each customer is urged to NOT respond to this automated mes-

the same location as always. Tours depart every two hours from 6203 Riv-

e.     Drummond Bank to secure their account

sag  If customers have responded, please contact

information. Customers may also contact LCSO ( to make a formal report of any fraudulent

erside Drive (Ike's dock).

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R Y account N G M A D E T O O R D E R

Please call Capt. Rick for reservations at 352-400-0133.

ActivitiesInglisAmvets

 at   

 

We thank you for your continued patronage and look forward to

THURSDAYS -Riders Meeting at 6:00 pm; Weekend's almost here; time for a

serving you in the future.

bucket?FRIDAYS -On Fridays,allday, wear red, bring two food items

 "RED SHIRT"     

Sincerely, Capt. Rick LeFiles, Osprey Guide Services, Inc.

for seconddrink is FREE and "Show Me the Money" at 6:00

 our Food Bank, and your  

pm.MayBirthdayBash with Fish Fry $7, 3:00-6:00 pm and DOUBLE-

 SATURDAY,  3-   

Hours are Wednesday thru Sunday. Tours run promptly at 10:00 AM,

BONUS `Show Me the Money,' 6:00-10:00 pm. SUNDAY, May 4, Music by Cowboy Bill,

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2:00-7:00 pm, and our weekly Queen of Heart drawing at 6:15 pm - NOW OVER $4,000!

1200PM, 2:00PM and 4:00PM. Capacity: as few as two or as

MONDAYS - Bowling Tournament at 5:30 pm; all welcome. and Son's General Meeting

many as 37. Reservations highly recommended.

at 6:30 pm with election of officers and a vote to change meeting time and date, so please

attend! TUESDAYS - Bingo, bingo at 5:00 pm; PowerBall is NOW OVER $300!

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